Capitol Chaos: Government Building Transforms Into Giant Rubik's Cube, Lawmakers Demand a 'Colorful' Solution
In an unprecedented event that has left both political insiders and puzzle enthusiasts scratching their heads, the National Government Building mysteriously transformed overnight into a colossal, fully functional Rubik's Cube. Witnesses report waking up to a structure covered in brightly colored squares, capable of being twisted and turned like the classic 3D puzzle toy.
"At first, I thought it was some avant-garde art installation," said Senator Patty Twister, who reportedly tried to twist the building's corner to reach her office. "But then I realized, my office had literally moved three floors to the left. And I haven’t been that confused since the last budget meeting."
Government officials are scrambling to adapt, with Congress holding emergency sessions inside what is now described as a "moving maze of legislative chaos." Chief Architect for the Department of Infrastructure, Bob Cubeington, reassured the public, stating, "We are exploring all options, including solving the puzzle ourselves or hiring a speedcubing champion. Until then, the building’s rotation serves as a metaphor for bipartisan negotiation—confusing, colorful, and occasionally infuriating."
Meanwhile, lobbyists are reportedly lobbying for the installation of a giant timer and leaderboards, hoping to turn the building into the world’s largest escape room. When asked about the possibility of the building reverting back, President Jane Riddle simply smiled and said, "If our government can solve this cube, maybe we can solve anything." Until then, residents are advised to bring their own Rubik’s Cubes to hearings and prepare for a twisty political ride.