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Local Politician Vows to Solve National Crisis Using Enchanted Magic Wand, Promises 'Zero Side Effects Except Sparkles'
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Local Politician Vows to Solve National Crisis Using Enchanted Magic Wand, Promises 'Zero Side Effects Except Sparkles'

Mayor Bumblebee of Whimsyville promises to fix every problem with a magic wand, sparking both hope and glitter-related concerns among residents.

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Oct 31, 2025
Capitol Confusion: Government Building Transforms Into Giant Rubik's Cube, Officials Left Twisted
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Capitol Confusion: Government Building Transforms Into Giant Rubik's Cube, Officials Left Twisted

A government building suddenly transforms into a giant Rubik's Cube, leaving officials physically and politically twisted in a colorful puzzle.

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Oct 31, 2025
Local Government Building Turns Into Giant Rubik's Cube, Officials Scramble to 'Solve' City Issues
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Local Government Building Turns Into Giant Rubik's Cube, Officials Scramble to 'Solve' City Issues

A local government building mysteriously transforms into a giant Rubik's Cube, leaving officials twisting and turning in an effort to 'solve' city problems with colorful results.

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Oct 30, 2025
Capitol Chaos: Government Building Transforms Into Giant Rubik's Cube, Lawmakers Demand a 'Colorful' Solution
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Capitol Chaos: Government Building Transforms Into Giant Rubik's Cube, Lawmakers Demand a 'Colorful' Solution

The National Government Building has bizarrely transformed into a giant Rubik's Cube, leaving politicians and architects scrambling to 'solve' the colorful conundrum.

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Oct 30, 2025
Senate Passes Law That’s Lawful and Also Quite Awful: All Laws Must Rhyme from Now On
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Senate Passes Law That’s Lawful and Also Quite Awful: All Laws Must Rhyme from Now On

The Senate has passed a new law requiring all legislation to be written in rhyme, sparking poetic debates and legal limericks across the nation.

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Oct 28, 2025
Government Building Suddenly Becomes Giant Rubik's Cube, Officials Scramble to Solve It
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Government Building Suddenly Becomes Giant Rubik's Cube, Officials Scramble to Solve It

The National Capitol mysteriously turned into a giant Rubik's Cube overnight, leaving officials scrambling to 'solve' the government in a hilarious political twist.

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Oct 28, 2025
Local Politician Swears Magic Wand Will Fix Economy, Traffic, and Maybe Your Wi-Fi
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Local Politician Swears Magic Wand Will Fix Economy, Traffic, and Maybe Your Wi-Fi

Mayor Bob McFancypants promises to fix all city woes with a magic wand, sparking both hope and glitter-covered skepticism.

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Oct 26, 2025
Mayor Declares War on Potholes, Literally: City Mobilizes Tank Battalions Against Asphalt Anomalies
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Mayor Declares War on Potholes, Literally: City Mobilizes Tank Battalions Against Asphalt Anomalies

Mayor Gertrude Gravel declares an all-out war against potholes, deploying tanks, drones, and even squirrels in a hilariously absurd campaign to obliterate the city's most infamous road nuisances.

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Oct 26, 2025
Mayor Declares War on Potholes, Literally: Tanks Roll Into Asphalt Abyss
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Mayor Declares War on Potholes, Literally: Tanks Roll Into Asphalt Abyss

Mayor Buster McGrumble launches an all-out literal war against potholes, deploying tanks and laser shovels in a hilarious bid to smooth the city streets.

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Oct 24, 2025
Senate Passes Bill Requiring All Laws to Rhyme, Because Why Not? 📝🎤
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Senate Passes Bill Requiring All Laws to Rhyme, Because Why Not? 📝🎤

The Senate has passed a whimsical bill requiring all laws to rhyme, turning legislation into poetic performances and Capitol Hill into a rap battle arena.

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Oct 24, 2025
Senate Declares War on Prose: All Laws Must Now Rhyme or Face Crime
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Senate Declares War on Prose: All Laws Must Now Rhyme or Face Crime

The Senate passed a new bill requiring all laws to be written in rhyme, sparking a poetic revolution in politics that’s part nursery rhyme, part legal chaos.

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Oct 24, 2025
Capitol Confusion: Government Building Transforms Into Giant Rubik's Cube, Lawmakers Demand Instructions
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Capitol Confusion: Government Building Transforms Into Giant Rubik's Cube, Lawmakers Demand Instructions

In an unprecedented political puzzle, the National Government Building has morphed into a giant Rubik's Cube, leaving lawmakers literally twisting to pass legislation and citizens wondering which color to turn next.

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Oct 22, 2025
Capitol Shuffle: Government Building Morphs Into Giant Rubik's Cube, Lawmakers Left Scrambling
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Capitol Shuffle: Government Building Morphs Into Giant Rubik's Cube, Lawmakers Left Scrambling

The National Capitol Building has bizarrely turned into a giant Rubik's Cube, leaving politicians literally twisted and the public utterly baffled.

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Oct 22, 2025
Capitol Chaos: Government Building Turns Into Giant Rubik's Cube, Officials Scramble to Solve It
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Capitol Chaos: Government Building Turns Into Giant Rubik's Cube, Officials Scramble to Solve It

A government building in D.C. has inexplicably transformed into a giant Rubik's Cube, leaving officials scrambling to navigate its twisting corridors and complex politics.

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Oct 20, 2025
Local Politician Swears Magical Wand Will Solve Everything, Promises Unicorn-Powered Economy
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Local Politician Swears Magical Wand Will Solve Everything, Promises Unicorn-Powered Economy

Mayor Bobbleton unveils a magic wand to solve all city woes, promising a unicorn-powered economy and traffic-free Mondays in the most whimsical campaign stunt yet.

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Oct 20, 2025
Local Politician Pledges to Fix Economy, Traffic, and World Peace with Enchanted Magic Wand
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Local Politician Pledges to Fix Economy, Traffic, and World Peace with Enchanted Magic Wand

Mayor Bumblesworth vows to solve all city woes with a glittering magic wand, promising swishes and flicks will replace bureaucracy—though skeptics warn of frogs and flying pigeons.

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Oct 19, 2025
Mayor Decided by Intense Rock-Paper-Scissors Showdown — Democracy Never Looked So Scissor-Happy
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Mayor Decided by Intense Rock-Paper-Scissors Showdown — Democracy Never Looked So Scissor-Happy

In Bumblescratch, the mayoral race was decided by a nail-biting Rock-Paper-Scissors tournament, proving democracy thrives on hand gestures and humor.

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Oct 19, 2025
Government Building Suddenly Turns Into Giant Rubik's Cube, Officials Scramble to 'Solve' Bureaucracy
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Government Building Suddenly Turns Into Giant Rubik's Cube, Officials Scramble to 'Solve' Bureaucracy

The nation's government building has inexplicably transformed into a giant Rubik's Cube, leaving officials and citizens alike trying to 'solve' the puzzle of bureaucracy—literally.

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Oct 16, 2025
Local Politician Claims Magic Wand Will Solve Unemployment, Traffic, and Even Bad Hair Days
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Local Politician Claims Magic Wand Will Solve Unemployment, Traffic, and Even Bad Hair Days

Mayor Wanda Whimsy vows to fix all city woes using only a magic wand, promising glittery solutions to even the toughest problems.

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Oct 16, 2025
Mayor Declares War on Potholes, Literally: City Mobilizes Tank Battalions Against Asphalt Menace
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Mayor Declares War on Potholes, Literally: City Mobilizes Tank Battalions Against Asphalt Menace

Mayor Linda Gravel has declared literal war on city potholes, deploying tanks and troops to battle the asphalt adversaries in a hilarious and over-the-top campaign.

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Oct 16, 2025
Senate Declares: From Now On, All Laws Must Rhyme and Chime
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Senate Declares: From Now On, All Laws Must Rhyme and Chime

The Senate has passed a new law requiring all legislation to be written in rhyme, promising a future where legal jargon doubles as catchy poetry.

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Oct 14, 2025
Senate Passes Bill Mandating All Laws Must Rhyme, Nation Suddenly Sounds Like a Shakespearean Rap Battle
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Senate Passes Bill Mandating All Laws Must Rhyme, Nation Suddenly Sounds Like a Shakespearean Rap Battle

The Senate has passed a quirky new law requiring all legislation to rhyme, turning politics into a poetic performance and leaving lawmakers and citizens alike scrambling to keep up with the beat.

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Oct 14, 2025