United States domestic news and events
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Florida man Earl Jenkins builds a backyard rocket fueled by swamp gas and moonshine, aiming for the mythical Planet BBQ in a deliciously absurd space adventure.
California’s new Mandatory Happiness Act requires residents to smile 37.5 times a day, enforced by Happy Vibes Officers with Smile Meters™. Grins mandatory; grumps beware!
Barksville re-elects their dog mayor for a third term, promising more tail wags, belly rubs, and a serious focus on tennis ball procurement.
New York City contemplates banning loud thinking to combat cognitive noise pollution, sparking debates over public mind volume and subway sanity.
California’s new law requires all residents to smile at least 15 times a day, with tickle-equipped officers enforcing happiness statewide.
Las Vegas casino Glitter Gulch now accepts cryptocurrency mined on Mars, promising an out-of-this-world gambling experience fueled by cosmic currency and interplanetary risks.
New York City considers banning "loud thinking" to tackle noise pollution, sparking debate over audible brainwaves and mental volume meters.
California enforces happiness with Smile Trackers and tickling fines, ensuring no frowns survive the Golden State’s new Mandatory Happiness Act.
California’s new Mandatory Happiness Law requires residents to smile at least 37.5% of the day or face tickling fines, sparking both joy and grumbles statewide.
Florida man Earl McSunshine builds a backyard rocket ship from soda cans and duct tape, sending his neighborhood into a mix of awe and mild panic.
California’s new Mandatory Happiness Law requires residents to smile regularly or face tickling fines and public dance-offs, turning the Golden State into the happiest—and most ticklish—place on earth.
New York City contemplates banning loud thinking to reduce mental noise, sparking fierce debates and unexpected interpretive dance warnings.
A Vegas casino now accepts cryptocurrency mined on Mars, inviting extraterrestrial gamblers to try their luck with 'Red Coins' in a hilarious leap for interplanetary gaming.
Pawville, Texas, proudly re-elects Mayor Barker, a golden retriever, for a third term, proving that sometimes the best political leaders have four legs and a wagging tail.
Stardust Casino in Vegas now accepts Red Rock Coin, a Martian cryptocurrency, inviting gamblers to bet with alien chips in a cosmic twist on gambling.
Florida man Bob McGee builds a backyard rocket from scrap metal and duct tape, confusing neighbors and promising a moon landing complete with souvenirs.
Florida man Eugene McGillicuddy builds rocket from pool noodles and garden gnomes, aiming to bring flamingos to Mars — equipped with snack dispensers for the journey.
New York City is considering a quirky new law to ban loud thinking in public, aiming to make inner monologues a silent affair and the subway a whisper zone.
New York City considers banning loud thinking to curb inner monologue noise pollution, sparking confusion and muttered protests from locals.
California’s new Mandatory Happiness Act requires smiles by the hour, enforced by tickle squads and dad jokes to ensure the Golden State truly lives up to its sunny reputation.
Texas town Pawnee re-elects dog Mayor Bark Twain for a third term, proving sometimes the best leader really is man's best friend.
New York City considers banning loud thinking to combat 'cerebral noise pollution,' prompting residents to whisper their brainwaves or face fines.
A Denver man discovers his shadow has been earning a six-figure salary working remotely while he worked his regular plumbing job.
