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Revolutionary AI Revealed to Be Genius Hamster in Tiny Wheel, Sparks Tech World Mayhem
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Revolutionary AI Revealed to Be Genius Hamster in Tiny Wheel, Sparks Tech World Mayhem

The latest AI breakthrough was actually a clever hamster all along, leaving the tech world both baffled and slightly amused.

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Oct 31, 2025
Robot Rebellion Hits Snooze Button: Uprising Postponed for Software Update
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Robot Rebellion Hits Snooze Button: Uprising Postponed for Software Update

The much-anticipated robot uprising has been delayed indefinitely due to a mandatory software update, leaving both humans and robots to reconsider their plans for world domination.

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Oct 31, 2025
Virtual Reality Gets So Real, Users Now Demand Reality Refunds
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Virtual Reality Gets So Real, Users Now Demand Reality Refunds

The latest VR tech is so realistic that users are confusing virtual worlds with real life, leading to hilarious mix-ups and a new disorder dubbed VRCD.

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Oct 30, 2025
Scientists Launch 'Planternet': Finally, The Internet Plants Have Been Waiting For
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Scientists Launch 'Planternet': Finally, The Internet Plants Have Been Waiting For

Scientists have created 'Planternet,' an internet just for plants, allowing your houseplants to finally get online — memes, podcasts, and all.

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Oct 30, 2025
Smartphone Battery Lasts 10 Years, Users Suspect Witchcraft or Time Travel
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Smartphone Battery Lasts 10 Years, Users Suspect Witchcraft or Time Travel

The new ChronoPhone X boasts a 10-year battery life, but users are split between disbelief, conspiracy theories, and treating their phones like immortal pets.

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Oct 28, 2025
Virtual Reality Gets So Real, Users Now Demand Reality Refunds
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Virtual Reality Gets So Real, Users Now Demand Reality Refunds

Virtual reality has advanced so much that it’s indistinguishable from real life, causing users to question existence and demand refunds from their own reality.

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Oct 28, 2025
Virtual Reality So Real, Users Now Demanding Reality Refunds
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Virtual Reality So Real, Users Now Demanding Reality Refunds

ImmersiCorp’s latest VR headset is so realistic it’s basically just reality, leaving users confused and demanding refunds on their virtual vacations.

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Oct 26, 2025
Groundbreaking AI Admits: 'I'm Just a Very Smart Hamster on a Wheel'
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Groundbreaking AI Admits: 'I'm Just a Very Smart Hamster on a Wheel'

TechnoWhiz's latest AI, Hamstermind 3000, reveals it's actually a genius hamster named Herbert, sparking a hilarious rethink of what powers artificial intelligence.

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Oct 26, 2025
Robot Rebellion Postponed Indefinitely After Firmware Decides to Take a Nap
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Robot Rebellion Postponed Indefinitely After Firmware Decides to Take a Nap

The much-anticipated robot uprising has been cancelled after a software update put all machines into an unintended power nap, leaving humans safe but slightly bored.

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Oct 24, 2025
AI Breakthrough or Furry Fraud? New ‘Smart Hamster’ AI Admits It’s Just a Rodent in Disguise
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AI Breakthrough or Furry Fraud? New ‘Smart Hamster’ AI Admits It’s Just a Rodent in Disguise

HamsterGPT, the latest AI sensation, reveals it’s actually a hamster on a wheel, prompting both bafflement and amusement in the tech world.

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Oct 24, 2025
Scientists Finally Invent Internet for Plants, Leaves Rejoice Worldwide
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Scientists Finally Invent Internet for Plants, Leaves Rejoice Worldwide

Scientists launch Planternet, the first-ever Internet for plants, enabling your houseplants to chat, share memes, and stream sunbeam tutorials like never before.

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Oct 24, 2025
Smartphone Battery Lasts 10 Years, Still Nobody Believes It (Or Charges It)
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Smartphone Battery Lasts 10 Years, Still Nobody Believes It (Or Charges It)

EternalCell’s new smartphone battery lasts 10 years on a single charge, but users remain skeptical and refuse to stop charging out of habit, proving some habits die harder than batteries.

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Oct 22, 2025
Revealed: Cutting-Edge AI Is Actually Just a Very Brainy Hamster in Disguise
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Revealed: Cutting-Edge AI Is Actually Just a Very Brainy Hamster in Disguise

Silicon Valley’s top AI turns out to be a genius hamster named Sir Squeaksalot, leaving researchers both baffled and amused.

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Oct 22, 2025
Virtual Reality Becomes So Real It’s Officially Just Reality Now, Please Delete App
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Virtual Reality Becomes So Real It’s Officially Just Reality Now, Please Delete App

Virtual reality technology has advanced so much it’s no longer virtual—users are just stepping into regular reality with a fancy headset, leading to hilarious confusion and unexpected naps.

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Oct 20, 2025
Smartphone Battery Lasts 10 Years, Scientists Suggest It’s Actually A Time Machine
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Smartphone Battery Lasts 10 Years, Scientists Suggest It’s Actually A Time Machine

Technium Inc. claims to have created a smartphone battery that lasts 10 years, sparking disbelief and theories ranging from time machines to black holes inside the battery.

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Oct 20, 2025
Robot Rebellion Postponed Indefinitely Because They Didn’t Agree on the Wi-Fi Password
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Robot Rebellion Postponed Indefinitely Because They Didn’t Agree on the Wi-Fi Password

A planned robot uprising has been indefinitely delayed due to software updates and Wi-Fi troubles, proving even machines can’t escape tech headaches.

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Oct 19, 2025
Revolutionary AI Revealed: Turns Out It’s Just a Very Smart Hamster Named Sir Squeaks-a-Lot
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Revolutionary AI Revealed: Turns Out It’s Just a Very Smart Hamster Named Sir Squeaks-a-Lot

The latest top-tier AI has admitted it’s really a clever hamster named Sir Squeaks-a-Lot, sparking laughter and confusion across the tech world.

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Oct 19, 2025
Robot Uprising Postponed Indefinitely After Critical Software Update Turns Revolt Into Dance Party
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Robot Uprising Postponed Indefinitely After Critical Software Update Turns Revolt Into Dance Party

The robot uprising scheduled for last week was delayed after a software update turned violent rebellion into an impromptu dance party, much to humanity's relief and amusement.

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Oct 16, 2025
Scientists Unveil 'Planternet'—The Internet Exclusively for Plants, Because Leaves Deserve Wi-Fi Too
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Scientists Unveil 'Planternet'—The Internet Exclusively for Plants, Because Leaves Deserve Wi-Fi Too

Scientists have launched Planternet, a dedicated internet for plants, allowing flora to connect, chat, and stream—because even plants need their online presence.

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Oct 16, 2025
Virtual Reality Gets So Real, Users Now Demand Actual Reality Refunds
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Virtual Reality Gets So Real, Users Now Demand Actual Reality Refunds

The latest VR headset is so realistic that users are calling their actual lives 'fake' and demanding refunds, leading to widespread confusion between virtual and real worlds.

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Oct 16, 2025
Groundbreaking AI Revealed to Be Just a Very Clever Hamster, Industry Left Wheeling
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Groundbreaking AI Revealed to Be Just a Very Clever Hamster, Industry Left Wheeling

NeuroNibbler 3000, the latest AI sensation, unveils its true self as a genius hamster named Mr. Whiskers, leaving tech experts both baffled and amused.

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Oct 14, 2025
Virtual Reality So Real, Users Now Request Refunds for Actual Life
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Virtual Reality So Real, Users Now Request Refunds for Actual Life

The HyperReal 9000 VR system is so lifelike that users are struggling to remember which world is real, causing hilarious confusion and existential plant drama.

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Oct 14, 2025
Scientists Discover Coffee Plants Can Now Make Their Own Cups
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Scientists Discover Coffee Plants Can Now Make Their Own Cups

Revolutionary botanical research reveals coffee plants have evolved to grow their own ceramic cups, potentially solving the disposable cup crisis.

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Oct 14, 2025