In a baffling turn of events that has left citizens both amused and perplexed, the National Capitol Building mysteriously transformed overnight into a colossal, multicolored Rubik's Cube. Eyewitnesses reported waking up to find the iconic dome and pillars replaced by twisting, turning blocks of red, blue, green, yellow, white, and orange.

"We thought it was some kind of experimental art installation," said local resident Martha Bumblethorpe. "But when I saw the Secretary of State trying to rotate one of the sides like a puzzle, I knew this was serious." Government officials have been spotted frantically attempting to 'solve' the building, with one senator reportedly stuck inside a corner cube labeled 'Foreign Relations.'

The White House released a statement saying, "We are currently assessing the situation and advising all agencies to avoid any sudden movements that might scramble the government further." When asked about the cause, Chief Scientist Dr. Ignatius Quibble commented, "Our leading theory involves a top-secret experiment with quantum jigsaw particles gone awry, but frankly, it might just be Monday morning in politics."

Meanwhile, protesters have taken to chanting "Twist it, flip it, solve the nation!" while playing with miniature Rubik's Cubes. Experts warn that any attempts to force the building's rotation could result in a 'political meltdown' or worse, a bipartisan alignment. For now, citizens are advised to keep calm and keep twisting—because in this government Rubik's Cube, the only certainty is that no one will agree on the next move anytime soon.