In a stunning announcement that has sent shockwaves through the galaxy (and quite a few giggles through Mission Control), the International Space Station reported a UFO sighting that turned out to be none other than Commander Bob Jenkins’ long-lost sandwich container.\n\nThe bizarre incident occurred last Tuesday when astronauts aboard the ISS noticed a mysterious, glowing object drifting just outside one of the station’s windows. Initial panic ensued as crew member Lt. Sarah Fluffypants alerted Mission Control, exclaiming, “It’s a flying saucer! Or maybe a flying sandwich!” After intense scrutiny and the involvement of NASA’s top sandwichologists, the truth was revealed: the UFO was actually Jenkins' tuna salad lunchbox, which had been accidentally ejected during a zero-gravity snack break.\n\nCommander Jenkins, who has since vowed never to leave his lunch unattended in space again, commented, “I always knew my tuna was out of this world, but I didn’t expect it to literally float away and cause an interstellar incident.” Meanwhile, Mission Control has issued a new protocol titled “Don't Let Your Lunch Go Rogue,” complete with a zero-gravity lunchbox tethering system.\n\nExperts are now debating whether this event signals the first recorded case of extraterrestrial food theft or simply the universe’s way of reminding astronauts to pack lighter. In unrelated news, Lt. Fluffypants has been promoted to Chief UFO Investigator and awarded a lifetime supply of space snacks (none of which may be left unattended).