In a stunning display of political innovation (or perhaps magical delusion), Mayor Wanda Whimsy announced yesterday that she will be fixing all city problems with nothing but a glittery, pink magic wand.

"Forget policy papers and committees," declared Whimsy at the town hall, waving the wand dramatically. "With a flick and a swish, poverty will disappear, potholes will vanish, and yes—your mother-in-law’s cooking will somehow taste better."

When asked about the feasibility of this approach, Chief of Staff Bob Baffled remarked, "We’re still waiting for the budget to approve the fairy dust, but so far, the wand seems like a cost-effective alternative to taxes and actual work."

Local resident Cindy Curious added, "I’m skeptical, but if it also fixes my Wi-Fi, I’m ready to believe in magic. Plus, I heard it comes with glitter, which is always a plus."

As the city braces for this mystical makeover, experts suggest carrying umbrellas—because when politicians wave wands, you never know whether it’s a budget shower or just glitter explosions. Either way, Whimsy’s campaign slogan "Making Politics Magical Again" promises a spellbinding future, or at least a very sparkly one.