In an unprecedented press conference yesterday, Mayor Bumblesworth announced his revolutionary plan to solve all municipal problems using what he called "the ultimate political tool" – a magic wand.

With a flourish and dramatic wave, Bumblesworth unveiled a sparkling wand adorned with glittering rhinestones and a blinking LED star at the tip. "Why negotiate or draft legislation," he proclaimed, "when you can just *swish* and *flick* your way to prosperity?"

Skeptics were immediately skeptical, with local traffic analyst Dr. Linda Gridlock commenting, "I remain unconvinced that a wand can fix our rush hour jams, especially since he accidentally turned his assistant’s coffee into a frog during the demonstration."

Undeterred, Bumblesworth insisted the wand was "100% government-certified magic," promising to address tax reform, potholes, and even world peace by next Tuesday. When asked about the budget, he simply waved the wand and said, "Abracadabra! Money grows on trees!"

In a surprising twist, the city’s pigeons have reportedly stopped cooing and started demanding their own magic wands, hinting at a new form of avian activism. Meanwhile, citizens are advised to keep their expectations low and their fingers crossed, just in case.

As the mayor concluded, "Remember folks, when in doubt, just wave it out!" The citizens await the first magical miracle, ideally one that doesn’t involve turning the mayor into a toad.