In a bewildering twist of geography and snacks, a brand-new island appeared overnight in the Pacific Ocean, baffling scientists and delighting local seagulls. Eyewitnesses first spotted the landmass at dawn, describing it as "a curious blend of coconut trees, inflatable flamingos, and what suspiciously looked like a giant rubber duck."

Dr. Shelly Shore, lead marine geologist at the Institute of Unbelievable Phenomena, commented, "Our initial scans show the island’s composition is approximately 40% sand, 30% beach balls, and 30% an inexplicable amount of leftover pizza slices. We theorize it might be a byproduct of a cosmic game of Jenga gone wrong."

Island explorer and self-appointed mayor, Captain Bob Fluffypants, reported, "The island’s amenities are incredible! We've got a hammock that swings itself, a never-ending supply of sunscreen, and the Wi-Fi signal is surprisingly strong—better than most tropical resorts. I even found a talking parrot that insists on doing stand-up comedy."

Local governments are debating the island's status, with some lobbying to declare it a new nation called "Snacktopia." Meanwhile, environmentalists are concerned about the influx of tourists eager to sample the legendary "lava lamp lemonade" exclusive to this spontaneous landmass.

As the sun sets on this curious new addition to the Pacific, experts agree on one thing: it’s the only island in history to come with free snacks and a rubber duck-shaped lighthouse. Visitors are advised to bring their sense of humor and an appetite for adventure—or at least a good beach towel.