In a groundbreaking and utterly weightless decision, the tiny European nation of Levitaria has officially declared its independence from gravity. The government announced yesterday that all laws enforcing gravitational pull within its borders have been suspended indefinitely, making Levitaria the first country in the world to attempt a literal 'uplift' of its people and policies.

"We have long felt weighed down by the tyranny of gravity," declared President Albus Airy at the floating capital's main plaza (which is currently hovering approximately three feet above the original ground). "Starting today, no citizen shall be forced to stay grounded against their will. We are embracing a future where falling is optional and floating is mandatory!"

Citizens have expressed mixed feelings. Marina Drift, a local baker, said, "At first, I was worried my pastries would just float away, but now I’m experimenting with zero-gravity croissants. They’re lighter, fluffier, and possibly edible mid-air!" Meanwhile, local dog Fido seems perplexed but delighted, chasing levitating tennis balls with newfound enthusiasm.

Skeptics question the logistics, noting concerns over traffic, plumbing, and the national soccer team’s performance. "How do you score a goal when the ball keeps floating out of reach?" asked coach Gravity O’Neill. But Levitaria’s officials remain optimistic, with Minister of Anti-Gravity Affairs, Dr. Nimbus Cloud, assuring, "We are drafting new laws to keep things grounded as needed, but only on a case-by-case basis. The sky is quite literally the limit now!"

As Levitaria embarks on this buoyant journey, world leaders watch with a mix of envy, confusion, and a few scattered helium balloons. Whether this experiment will lift the nation to new heights or leave it spinning in circles remains to be seen. One thing is clear: Levitaria’s motto has never felt more appropriate – "Up, Up, and Away!"