In a move that has left legal scholars scratching their heads and poets rejoicing, the Senate unanimously passed the "Rhyme Time Law of 2024," mandating that all future legislation be written in rhyme. The bill, which was inspired by a midnight karaoke session and a particularly inspiring Dr. Seuss marathon, aims to make laws "catchier, friendlier, and impossible to forget."

Senate Majority Leader Melody Versifier explained, "No longer shall our laws be dull and dry. Instead, they'll dance and sing and make you sigh! From now on, crime must rhyme with time, and taxes will sing like a nursery rhyme." Critics argue that this might complicate legal interpretation, but supporters claim it will boost public engagement. "Finally, citizens can recite the tax code while brushing their teeth!" said Senator Rhymes McGee, who penned the bill in limerick form.

The first law under the new system requires that all jaywalkers "pay a fine that’s quite divine, or write a poem ‘bout the line." Legal experts are already drafting sonnets about property rights, and the Supreme Court announced plans to hold oral arguments in rap battles. Even the dictionary is expected to be revised: "If it doesn’t rhyme, it’s out of time," according to the new language czar, Professor Verso.

When asked about enforcement, Chief Justice Haiku remarked, "We’ll judge by rhythm, meter, and flow, ensuring justice’s steady glow." Meanwhile, local citizens have begun practicing their rhymes, with one enthusiastic grandmother stating, "It’s like the law’s a song, all day long!" Whether this poetic revolution will bring clarity or chaos remains to be seen, but one thing’s for sure: the future of legislation just got a whole lot more lyrical.