In a stunning turn of events, virtual reality (VR) technology has advanced to such an extreme level of realism that experts confirm it is no longer "virtual" — it’s just "reality," but with a slightly glitchy menu.

Tech giant HyperReal has announced their latest VR headset, the "UltraNothin 3000," which reportedly simulates reality so perfectly that users forget they’re wearing the device. Early adopters have reported spontaneous existential crises, with one user claiming, "I put on the headset to escape my life, and now I’m stuck in my own kitchen, but it’s somehow more uncomfortable. I’m not sure if I’m virtual or just socially awkward in 4K resolution."

Dr. Ima Synth, lead scientist at HyperReal, explained the breakthrough: "We aimed to create an experience so real that users would question their own reality. Mission accomplished! People are now debating whether their VR avatars have better dental plans than they do."

Meanwhile, the VR community is buzzing with new problems, such as "reality lag," and unexpected glitches like accidentally stepping on a virtual Lego. One user lamented, "I tried to remove the headset and realized my hands weren't there—I guess I’m logged into the Matrix without the cool black coat."

In conclusion, as virtual reality blurs the line into actual reality, experts advise users to keep their sense of humor — and maybe a sandwich — nearby. After all, if reality gets any more like VR, we might all need patches and update downloads just to get through Monday morning.