In an unprecedented leap for technology, virtual reality (VR) has finally reached a point where it’s so real, it’s officially no longer virtual. Tech giant ImmersiCorp announced yesterday that their latest headset, the Omni-Complete 3000, delivers experiences so convincing that users are reportedly struggling to tell if they’re inside the simulation or just... well, living their normal lives.

"At first, I thought I was just playing a game," said Dave Pixel, an early adopter who claims he’s now been 'virtually real' for three straight days. "Then I tried to take off the headset and it turned out to be my actual face. I guess the virtual reality is reality now!" Experts suggest this is less of a software bug and more of a philosophical crisis.

ImmersiCorp’s CEO, Vera Tual, explained, "Our goal was to blur the lines between reality and virtuality, but apparently, we obliterated them. Users are reporting things like feeling rain on their skin, smelling virtual coffee, and even forgetting to eat because their virtual fridge is always full. We’re calling it 'Reality 2.0'."

Meanwhile, the VR community has started petitions demanding a 'Reality Refund,' arguing that if reality is just a simulation now, they want their money back on all the virtual vacations they never took. One frustrated user lamented, "I paid $999 for a virtual beach getaway, but now I’m stuck on my real couch with actual laundry. This is the worst simulation ever!"

As the lines between real and virtual continue to vanish, one thing is clear: soon, we might have to reboot our entire understanding of existence—or just unplug the headset and hope for the best.