Blockbuster’s Budget Soars Past GDP of Small Country, Film Financiers Now Seeking IMF Approval
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Blockbuster’s Budget Soars Past GDP of Small Country, Film Financiers Now Seeking IMF Approval

By Now National News
October 24, 2025 at 06:56 AM

In an unprecedented financial flex, the upcoming Hollywood mega-movie 'Galactic Hamsters: Revenge of the Cheese' has reportedly blown past the entire Gross Domestic Product of the tiny island nation of Lilliputania. With a jaw-dropping budget of $1.2 billion, producers have left economists scratching their heads and Lilliputania’s government wondering if they should just declare bankruptcy and take up movie production instead.

According to insider sources, every frame of the film involves at least three explosions, a dozen original songs performed by holographic llamas, and a cast of over 10,000 digitally rendered hamsters in space suits. "We didn’t want to just make a movie; we wanted to create an economic event," said flamboyant producer Max Moneybags. "Who needs infrastructure when you can build a spaceship with CGI hamsters?"

Lilliputania’s president, His Excellency Tiny McSmall, was surprisingly diplomatic about the news. "While we’re a bit envious that a single film outspends our entire economy, we’re considering a partnership. Maybe if we had a few more hamsters, we could boost tourism. Or at least sell some cheese."

Financial experts warn that if Hollywood continues this trend, they might soon have to apply for IMF bailouts—or start taxing popcorn sales at a national level. Meanwhile, fans eagerly await the release of 'Galactic Hamsters,' which promises to be the first film to cause worldwide inflation just by existing. As Max Moneybags put it: "In Hollywood, we don’t do budgets—we do economic stimuli."

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