In an unprecedented twist that has both baffled and amused audiences worldwide, the new reality TV show "Real Reality" is filmed—wait for it—in actual reality. Unlike traditional reality shows that feature semi-scripted drama in contrived settings, this groundbreaking series captures everyday life exactly as it happens, with no cameras, no producers, and no editing.

"It's raw, it's unfiltered, and frankly, it's kind of boring," admitted showrunner Ima Notfake during a press conference held entirely in her living room, unplanned and unscripted. "Viewers wanted authenticity, so we gave them a 24/7 livestream of people brushing their teeth, waiting for buses, and accidentally dropping their phones. Groundbreaking stuff."

Contestants—or should we say, "participants"—have expressed mixed feelings about the concept. "I was hoping for some drama or conflict," said one participant, Jane Average, while staring out her window at a squirrel. "But mostly, I just ended up watching my neighbor water his plants. Turns out, real reality isn’t very reality-show-y."

Critics have praised "Real Reality" for its bold commitment to capturing life's mundane moments, with one reviewer noting, "It's like watching paint dry, if paint drying included occasional awkward silences and the existential dread of a Wednesday afternoon."

Whether "Real Reality" will become a cult classic or the subject of countless memes remains to be seen. For now, audiences can tune in anytime—because it’s literally just reality, all the time. As host Ima Notfake put it, "The best part? We don't have to pay actors. Everyone’s already here, living their lives. Talk about cost-effective!"