In a historic first for the British monarchy, Buckingham Palace announced today the official adoption of Winston, a talking corgi with a penchant for scones and political commentary. The corgi, who reportedly speaks with a posh accent and impeccable etiquette, has been installed as the Queen’s new ‘Royal Advisor on Canine Affairs and Biscuit Quality.’

Sources close to the palace say Winston was discovered after serenading the guards with a rendition of ‘God Save the Queen’ in perfect harmony, prompting immediate discussions about promoting him to a peerage. “He’s got the wit of Churchill and the charm of a royal wave,” said Lady Penelope Featherbottom, Mistress of Paw Protocol. “We always knew corgis were special, but Winston takes it to a whole new level.”

When asked about his new role, Winston reportedly replied, “I’m here to serve the crown, and perhaps suggest a few improvements to the royal diet—more sausage rolls, less cucumber sandwiches.” He also claimed to have single-pawedly negotiated peace between rival factions of garden gnomes, a feat that palace officials are still verifying.

Critics, however, remain skeptical. Political analyst Sir Reginald Snuffles commented, “While charming, a talking dog running the royal household could lead to unprecedented chaos. Next thing you know, the corgis will be demanding voting rights and a seat in the House of Lords.” Yet, palace insiders assure the public that Winston’s advisory role is purely ceremonial—though he’s already secured his own throne-shaped dog bed in the throne room.

As the royal family adjusts to their new four-legged, articulate member, one thing is clear: Britain’s monarchy has never been quite this paws-itively entertaining. Long live King Winston, the corgi who’s barking up the right tree!