In a groundbreaking move that has residents grinning from ear to ear—literally—California lawmakers have passed the "Mandatory Happiness Act," requiring all citizens to display a minimum of 15 smiles per day. The new law, effective immediately, aims to boost statewide morale and reportedly cut down on traffic grumpiness, grocery store scowls, and sad beach selfies.

Governor Sunny Skies, who championed the bill, explained, "We believe that happiness should not be optional—it's a civic duty. From now on, if you’re walking around with a frown, expect a friendly reminder from the 'Happiness Enforcement Officers,' who will be equipped with tickle sticks and joke books."

Not everyone is thrilled. Local resident Grumpy Gus grumbled, "I didn’t sign up to be a clown. What if I’m having a bad day? Now I have to fake laugh at my boss’s dad jokes? This law is a real pain in my un-smiling face."

Meanwhile, the state's new "Smile-O-Meter" app tracks citizens' facial expressions throughout the day. Early reports suggest a surge in selfie uploads featuring exaggerated grins and suspiciously cheerful duck faces. Psychologists warn that forced happiness could lead to "smile fatigue" and an underground movement of 'professional frowners' who secretly train to perfect their sulky expressions.

In conclusion, while California’s Mandatory Happiness Laws may cause some eyebrow raises (or is that a forced grin?), one thing is clear: the Golden State is determined to make happiness not just a state of mind, but a state of law. So remember, if you see a Happiness Enforcement Officer, flash those pearly whites—no exceptions!