In a feat that has baffled neighbors and local officials alike, Florida man Earl Jenkins has reportedly constructed a fully operational rocket ship in his backyard—using nothing but duct tape, pool noodles, and an unhealthy amount of barbecue sauce.

"I always knew I was destined for the stars," Jenkins explained, standing proudly next to his spaceship, which suspiciously resembles a giant garden gnome painted metallic silver. "But instead of Mars, I’m aiming for Planet BBQ. Heard they have the best ribs in the galaxy."

Neighbors have been both intrigued and mildly concerned. "At first, I thought it was just another tiki bar decoration," said local resident Marge Simmons. "But then I saw him strapping himself in with what looked like a dog leash and yelling, 'Houston, we have a snack problem!' I figured it was time to call someone."

When asked about the rocket’s fuel source, Jenkins smiled mysteriously. "Oh, just a secret blend of swamp gas and my uncle’s moonshine. It’s eco-friendly and gets me to the Cheeto belt in no time!"

Local authorities have decided not to interfere for now, citing "the need to preserve Florida’s unique spirit of innovation and mild chaos." Meanwhile, Jenkins has invited the community to a launch party next Saturday, promising live grilling, alien-themed karaoke, and a zero-gravity chicken wing eating contest.

Whether Earl Jenkins will actually reach Planet BBQ or just end up stuck in his own sprinkler system remains to be seen, but one thing is clear: in Florida, backyard rocket science is just another day at the pool.