SACRAMENTO, CA — In a groundbreaking move that some call "smile-itary enforcement," California lawmakers unanimously passed the "Mandatory Happiness Act" yesterday, requiring all residents to exhibit at least one smile per hour from 6 AM to 10 PM. The new law, effective immediately, mandates citizens to maintain a cheerful disposition or face "tickle squad" intervention.

Governor Sunny Bright, who championed the bill, explained, "We've tried sunshine, avocado toast, and even yoga. Now it's time for mandatory joy! If you don’t smile, a highly trained team of happiness officers will deploy to your location armed with feather dusters and dad jokes. Resistance is futile, but laughter is guaranteed."

Residents have already begun adjusting to the new regulations. Local barista and part-time kazoo player, Timmy Grin, shared, "At first, I thought it was a joke. Then a happiness officer tapped me on the shoulder and serenaded me with 'Don’t Worry, Be Happy' while tickling my feet. Now I’m smiling so much my cheeks hurt!"

Critics argue the law infringes on personal freedom, but the state insists it’s "for the greater giggle." Psychologist Dr. Ima Cheerful weighed in, "Mandatory happiness may be the only way to combat the notorious California sigh — a sound scientists say can be heard from space."

As the sun sets on the Golden State, it seems frowns are now as rare as a traffic-free freeway. So next time you pass a Californian grinning wildly at their phone, remember: it’s not a Snapchat; it’s the law.

Stay tuned for updates on the "Cuddle Compliance Division," set to roll out next quarter.