In a plot twist that has stunned Hollywood and confused fans worldwide, Academy Award nominee Alex Starling has been unmasked—not as a single dazzling talent, but as three prank-loving children stacked inside a trench coat. The revelation came during last night's glamorous awards ceremony when the "actor" stumbled on stage, accidentally unbuttoning the coat to reveal the pint-sized performers within.

"We just wanted to see what all the fuss was about," said Timmy, age 9, the 'head' of the operation. His cohorts, Lola (8) and Max (10), chimed in, "Also, we really needed the money for summer camp and Fortnite skins." Their parents reportedly had no idea their kids had been living double lives in Hollywood’s limelight for the past year.

Director Sandra Fizzle, who cast Alex in the blockbuster hit 'Time Loopers,' expressed her disbelief: "I thought Alex always had a youthful energy, but I never imagined it was literally three kids trying not to giggle through every scene. Honestly, it explains the inconsistent performances and why the character sometimes looked down at their shoes nervously."

The trio's agent issued a statement saying, "This is a groundbreaking moment for the entertainment industry. We're exploring new contracts that accommodate multiple personalities under one acting credit. Plus, if they ace the sequel, we might add a fourth kid for more versatility." As for Alex Starling, the kids have reportedly taken a break from Hollywood to focus on their real passions: tree climbing, cookie baking, and perfecting their trench coat technique.

In a world always hungry for authentic stars, it turns out some of the brightest shine with a little childlike mischief—and a really tall coat.