Hollywood’s New Blockbuster Costs More Than The GDP of Entire Island Nation, Locals Demand Popcorn Refunds
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Hollywood’s New Blockbuster Costs More Than The GDP of Entire Island Nation, Locals Demand Popcorn Refunds

By Now National News
October 19, 2025 at 08:50 AM

In an unprecedented display of financial bravado, Hollywood’s latest sci-fi epic, "Galactic Unicorns vs. The Interdimensional Broccoli," has shattered all records — including the GDP of the tiny island nation of Microwonia. The film’s budget reportedly soared past $1.2 billion, leaving economists scratching their heads and Microwonians wondering if they can borrow a few bucks.

"We were expecting a fun movie," said Jebediah Twinkle, Microwonia’s ambassador to the United Nations and part-time ukulele player. "Instead, we got a financial black hole. Our entire economy makes less than what they spent on a single CGI broccoli. Frankly, I’m considering opening a GoFundMe to bail out Hollywood."

Insiders reveal that the inflated budget accounts for some truly luxurious expenses, including hiring a herd of alpacas to serve as on-set consultants and paying the lead actor’s stunt double in artisanal gluten-free donuts. Director Zoe Zoom explained, "We needed authenticity in intergalactic grass texture, so we imported real Martian soil. It's not cheap!"

Economists warn this trend could redefine global economics, with countries considering pegging their GDP to blockbuster movie budgets. Meanwhile, moviegoers are reportedly holding out for the sequel, "Galactic Unicorns vs. The Interdimensional Cauliflower," hoping it comes with a free ticket to Microwonia, or at least a souvenir broccoli spear.

In the end, the film’s producers released a statement: "If our movie can’t boost an entire country’s economy, at least it’ll boost your popcorn sales. Popcorn: the true winner of intergalactic warfare."

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