In a stunning turn of events that has left both fans and birdwatchers baffled, beloved local celebrity and part-time ukulele enthusiast, Jamie Skywalker, announced yesterday that they can actually fly. "I’ve been hiding this secret since my debut album," Jamie confessed during a live Instagram stream, before soaring gracefully over an astonished crowd of onlookers in Central Park.

"Honestly, it’s mostly useful for avoiding rush hour," Jamie quipped mid-flight, waving to followers below. When asked about the source of this remarkable talent, Jamie revealed it was a combination of "intense yoga, eating nothing but kale, and a very suspiciously labeled energy drink called ‘Bird Juice.’" Experts remain skeptical but intrigued, as no scientific explanation has yet been provided.

Fans and skeptics alike have taken to social media to react. "I always knew Jamie was out of this world," tweeted longtime fan and professional cloud spotter, Linda Featherstone. Meanwhile, Jamie’s agent, Phil Updraft, assured investors, "Jamie’s flight capability does not affect their ability to show up late to meetings."

As for what’s next, Jamie hinted at plans to launch a new reality show titled ‘Sky’s the Limit,’ where contestants will compete in aerial karaoke battles. Until then, fans are advised to keep an eye on the skies—Jamie might just be hovering overhead, practicing their high notes. Definitely a breath of fresh air for celebrity news.