In a splashy move that has music critics scratching their heads and dolphins sending thank-you notes, mega pop icon Luna Mariner has released her latest album, "Echoes of the Deep," featuring nothing but whale sounds. Yes, you read that right. The 12-track LP is a mesmerizing collection of humpback, blue, and beluga whale calls, carefully curated and autotuned to perfection.

When asked about her inspiration, Luna explained, "I wanted to communicate on a cosmic level. Humans have been trying to imitate whales for centuries, so why not reverse the roles? Plus, whales have the ultimate range – way better than my vocal warm-ups."

Fans were initially puzzled but quickly embraced the aquatic vibe. Hardcore Luna fan, Timmy Waves, said, "At first, I thought my speakers were haunted by a sea monster. But now, I can't get enough. It's like a spa day for my ears!" Meanwhile, marine biologist Dr. Shelly Finn quipped, "Finally, whales get the recognition they deserve in pop culture. I'm lobbying for a Grammy category: Best Cetacean Collaboration."

The album also comes with a deluxe edition featuring a live concert experience on a whale-watching boat, complete with waterproof headphones and complimentary fish snacks. Critics are divided, but one thing is certain: Luna Mariner’s "Echoes of the Deep" is making waves – and not just in the ocean.

So, if you've ever wanted to vibe like a whale without getting wet, Luna's new album is your ticket to an underwater auditory adventure. Just don’t be surprised if your pet goldfish starts bobbing along to the beat!