In a splash heard ’round the music world, chart-topping pop sensation Luna Blue has released her highly anticipated new album titled "Whalecome to My World," which, shockingly, contains nothing but whale sounds. Yes, you read that right — not a single human vocal note, guitar riff, or drumbeat, just pure, unfiltered whale calls.

Luna Blue explained her artistic choice in a recent interview: “I felt the world needed more whales. Plus, I figured if people can’t dance to it, they’ll at least become more empathetic toward marine life. It’s like a concert and a conservation effort rolled into one.” The album features a variety of whale species, including humpbacks, blue whales, and even the elusive narwhal, whose sounds were allegedly recorded live during a secret midnight dive.

Critics are divided. One enthusiastic review from the "Atlantic Ocean Observer" gushed, "It's the most ambitious sonic journey since whales decided to take up singing—oh wait, they did. Luna Blue has truly redefined pop music as we know it." Meanwhile, skeptical fans took to social media, with one tweeting, "I paid $15 for whale noises. My cat loves it, but I’m still confused."

In a hilarious twist, Luna Blue’s backup dancers have started incorporating synchronized whale fin movements into their routines, dubbed "The Fluke." The artist assures everyone this is just the beginning: "Next up, I’m working on an album made entirely of coffee machine sounds. Stay tuned for 'Espresso Yourself!'" For now, though, it seems the ocean's playlist has finally made its way to the top of the charts, one whale song at a time.