In a development that has left local sheep both confused and slightly singed, residents of the Scottish Highlands report a sudden spike in dragon sightings — and no, it’s not just the whisky talking.

Eyewitnesses claim that these dragons appear to be on a leisurely vacation, indulging in scenic flights over Ben Nevis and stopping by for a spot of tea at Inverness. "I was just minding my own business, herding sheep, when this giant winged lizard landed next to me and asked if I had any shortbread," said Angus McFluff, local shepherd and part-time dragon translator. "Honestly, I offered him a scone, but he seemed more into deep-fried Mars bars."

The Highland Council has issued a statement advising tourists to "keep calm and carry a fire extinguisher," while local tour guides are reportedly updating their scripts to include dragon spotting tips. Fiona MacWhinny, a tour guide with 15 years’ experience, remarked, "I always thought Nessie was the star attraction, but now these dragons are stealing the limelight — and the haggis."

Scientists remain baffled, with Dr. Hamish Featherbeard of the University of Edinburgh theorizing that the dragons might be "overworked mythical creatures taking their summer break after centuries of hiding." Meanwhile, local pubs have started offering "Dragon Breath Ale," claimed to be "hotter than a dragon’s sneeze," much to the delight of spicy food enthusiasts.

Whether these fiery visitors are here to stay or just passing through, one thing is clear: the Scottish Highlands just got a lot more interesting (and a lot warmer). Just remember to keep your shortbread close and your fire extinguisher closer.