In what experts are calling "the most flamboyant wildlife report since Nessie took a selfie," residents of the Scottish Highlands have reported multiple sightings of dragons roaming the misty hills. Eyewitnesses claim these dragons are less "fire-breathing terror" and more "overenthusiastic barbecue enthusiasts" with an inexplicable craving for deep-fried Mars bars.

"I was just out for a wee walk when I saw this massive creature puffing smoke rings like it was at a Ceilidh," said local farmer Hamish McFluff, who insists the dragons only appear after three pints of the local ale. "I asked it if it wanted some haggis, but it just stared at me like I’d offered a vegan option."

Scientists from the University of Edinburgh quickly descended on the area, armed with cameras and an ample supply of snacks. Professor Fiona McSizzle, leading the investigation, stated, "Preliminary findings suggest these 'dragons' might just be a clever group of Highland cows wearing pyrotechnic collars. Alternatively, it's the world's first dragon tourist attraction, sponsored by the local whisky distillery."

Despite the confusion, local tourism boards are thrilled. "We've already seen a 300% increase in bookings for dragon-themed kilt fittings and fireproof tweed jackets," said tourism official Angus Flamebeard. "Plus, the dragons have been remarkably polite—so far, only one sheep has been charred, and it was reportedly a very grumpy one."

Whether these dragons are mythical creatures or just a clever marketing ploy, one thing is certain: the Scottish Highlands have never been hotter—literally or figuratively.