Scottish Highlands Report Dragon Sightings — Locals Blame Haggis Shortage
In an unprecedented turn of events, residents of the Scottish Highlands have reported multiple sightings of dragons, sparking both excitement and mild confusion across the region. Eyewitnesses describe the creatures as "majestic, slightly confused, and possibly in need of a good GPS update."
"I was just out picking wild berries when I saw this massive dragon trying to order a latte at the local café," said Angus McFluff, a sheep farmer from Inverness. "It seemed quite polite, but kept asking where it could find the ‘Loch Ness monster’ to swap travel tips."
Experts are scratching their heads, with Dr. Fiona McWhiskers, a leading mythologist at Edinburgh University, suggesting the dragons might be tourists who took a wrong turn at Heathrow. "It's highly unusual," she explained. "Either these dragons are incredibly lost or they heard about the famous Scottish mist and decided to come visit. Or maybe someone just installed a very elaborate fog machine in the mountains again."
Local officials have responded by issuing a friendly reminder: "If you see a dragon, please don’t try to feed it haggis — they’re apparently quite allergic. Instead, offer directions or a nice cup of tea." Meanwhile, the haggis population is reportedly relieved, although sheep are reportedly updating their resumes just in case.
In conclusion, whether these dragons are real, lost, or just extremely committed cosplayers remains to be seen. But one thing is clear: the Scottish Highlands just became a lot more interesting, and possibly the first destination for mythical creature Airbnb rentals. Loch Ness, watch your back!