In an unexpected turn of events that has left locals both baffled and mildly impressed, the Scottish Highlands have reportedly become the new hotspot for dragon sightings. Eyewitnesses claim to have spotted creatures resembling dragons flying majestically over lochs, roasting unattended haggis, and occasionally asking for directions to the nearest whisky distillery.

"I was just out walking my sheep when this massive, scaly thing swooped down and eyeballed my tartan scarf," said local farmer Hamish McFluff. "At first I thought it was a large kite, but then it belched fire and told me to ‘keep calm and carry on.’" Hamish insists the dragon seemed quite friendly and even tried to join his ceilidh dance before vanishing into the mist.

The Highland Tourism Board has reportedly embraced the fiery visitors, with spokesperson Fiona McFlame announcing plans to install dragon selfie stands at popular tourist spots. "We’re thinking of launching the ‘Dragons of the Highlands Experience,’ featuring dragon-themed souvenirs, guided flights on the backs of dragons (subject to dragon cooperation), and a special ‘Dragon Breath’ whisky tasting."

Skeptics argue that the sightings are likely elaborate hoaxes or the result of too much single malt, but locals remain convinced. As one anonymous tourist said, "I’m not sure if the dragon was real or just really committed cosplay, but the photos look amazing and my Instagram has never been hotter."

Whether these dragons are a sign of Scotland’s mythical heritage coming to life or just a clever marketing ploy, one thing is certain: the Scottish Highlands have never been this lit – literally and figuratively.