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New Island Pops Up Overnight, Claims It's Just Here for the Wifi

A mysteriously polite new island has appeared in the Pacific, apologizing for showing up unannounced and asking for the WiFi password.

By Now National News•Oct 31, 2025

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New Island Pops Up Overnight, Claims It's Just Here for the Wifi

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Florida Man Builds Rocket Ship in Backyard, Claims Destination Is 'Planet BBQ'

Florida man Earl Jenkins builds a backyard rocket fueled by swamp gas and moonshine, aiming for the mythical Planet BBQ in a deliciously absurd space adventure.

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Oct 31, 2025

US News

California Declares Smiling Mandatory, Installs Statewide Happy Vibes Police

California’s new Mandatory Happiness Act requires residents to smile 37.5 times a day, enforced by Happy Vibes Officers with Smile Meters™. Grins mandatory; grumps beware!

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UK News

Scottish Highlands Swamped by Dragons; Tourists Demand Dragon Selfies

The Scottish Highlands are experiencing a fiery tourism boom after a sudden spike in dragon sightings, much to the delight and mild alarm of locals and tourists alike.

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British Museum Unveils Shocking Discovery: Tea Invented in Space by Intergalactic Earl Grey Enthusiasts

The British Museum claims tea originated in space, brewed by aliens who championed universal peace and impeccable biscuit dunking.

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Oct 31, 2025

Technology

Revolutionary AI Revealed to Be Genius Hamster in Tiny Wheel, Sparks Tech World Mayhem

The latest AI breakthrough was actually a clever hamster all along, leaving the tech world both baffled and slightly amused.

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Oct 31, 2025

Technology

Robot Rebellion Hits Snooze Button: Uprising Postponed for Software Update

The much-anticipated robot uprising has been delayed indefinitely due to a mandatory software update, leaving both humans and robots to reconsider their plans for world domination.

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Oct 31, 2025

Politics

Local Politician Vows to Solve National Crisis Using Enchanted Magic Wand, Promises 'Zero Side Effects Except Sparkles'

Mayor Bumblebee of Whimsyville promises to fix every problem with a magic wand, sparking both hope and glitter-related concerns among residents.

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Oct 31, 2025

Politics

Capitol Confusion: Government Building Transforms Into Giant Rubik's Cube, Officials Left Twisted

A government building suddenly transforms into a giant Rubik's Cube, leaving officials physically and politically twisted in a colorful puzzle.

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Oct 31, 2025

Entertainment

New Reality TV Show Finally Films in Actual Reality, Viewers Baffled by Lack of Script

A new reality TV show takes the concept literally by filming life as it actually happens—no scripts, no drama, just people sorting socks and forgetting keys.

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Oct 31, 2025

Entertainment

New Reality TV Show Filmed in Actual Reality Leaves Viewers Questioning Their Existence

"Real Reality" takes the concept of reality TV to a new extreme by filming actual everyday life, resulting in a show that's as mundane as it is mesmerizing.

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Oct 31, 2025

World News

Scientists Discover New Species of Giant Penguin; Locals Report They’re Just Oversized Tourists in Disguise

Scientists have discovered a new species of giant penguin in Antarctica, but locals suspect they might just be oversized tourists with impeccable fashion sense.

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Oct 30, 2025

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Mystery Island Pops Up Overnight; Scientists Suspect Giant Sea Turtle Needed a Coffee Break

A mysterious new island appeared overnight in the Pacific Ocean, sparking wild theories from giant coffee-loving turtles to floating pancakes.

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Oct 30, 2025

US News

Texas Town Re-Elects Dog Mayor, Promises More Belly Rubs and Tail Wagging Policies

Barksville re-elects their dog mayor for a third term, promising more tail wags, belly rubs, and a serious focus on tennis ball procurement.

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Oct 30, 2025

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NYC Mulls Banning Loud Thinking to Restore Sanity, One Mind at a Time

New York City contemplates banning loud thinking to combat cognitive noise pollution, sparking debates over public mind volume and subway sanity.

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Oct 30, 2025

UK News

Buckingham Palace Welcomes Its Newest Royal Advisor: Winston the Talking Corgi Declares Himself ‘King of the Kennel’

Buckingham Palace has adopted Winston, a talking corgi who’s quickly become the Queen’s new royal advisor and self-declared ‘King of the Kennel.’ Chaos and charm ensue as Britain’s monarchy gets a furry, eloquent upgrade.

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Oct 30, 2025

UK News

Queen's Guard Caught Red-Handed Giving Pup a Cheeky Belly Rub, Nation in Shock

A Queen's Guard shocked the nation by breaking character to pet a puppy outside Buckingham Palace, sparking calls for a new 'Puppy Protocol' amidst royal smiles and wagging tails.

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Oct 30, 2025

Technology

Virtual Reality Gets So Real, Users Now Demand Reality Refunds

The latest VR tech is so realistic that users are confusing virtual worlds with real life, leading to hilarious mix-ups and a new disorder dubbed VRCD.

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Oct 30, 2025

Technology

Scientists Launch 'Planternet': Finally, The Internet Plants Have Been Waiting For

Scientists have created 'Planternet,' an internet just for plants, allowing your houseplants to finally get online — memes, podcasts, and all.

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Oct 30, 2025

Politics

Local Government Building Turns Into Giant Rubik's Cube, Officials Scramble to 'Solve' City Issues

A local government building mysteriously transforms into a giant Rubik's Cube, leaving officials twisting and turning in an effort to 'solve' city problems with colorful results.

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Oct 30, 2025